I Could See Myself Adopting A Kid

She Got Really Mad A Month Ago, Because She Had E-mailed Me A Naked Picture Of Herself - Which Is A Nice Thing To Do - But Then I Messed Up, And I Accidentally Forwarded That E-mail To Both Of My Parents. Now, My Girlfriend Is Furious, Mortified, But I Don't Even Care, 'cause Now I Have To Call Up My Mother And Say 'mom, I Am So Sorry - That Picture Was Just For Dad.'

My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Only Love Her For Her Body. I Said No, Baby. Just Parts Of It.

Hitler Really Wasn't So Bad. In The Black Way.

I Would Never Hit A Woman - Even If She Had A Knife Or A Stutter.

People Say It's Easy To Make Fun Of Retarded People, But It's Not. You Really Have To Explain It To Them.