I Cook A Little Bit. I Make

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

I Have Feelings That Are To The Right, And I Have Feelings That Land On The Left Side Of The Aisle. The Thing Is If You Have 10 Views That Land You On The Left Side Of The Aisle And Two Views That Land You On The Right Side Of The Aisle, Then People Just Put You On The Right Side Of The Aisle. I'm Not Sure Why.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.

As I Said In My Last Book, Birds Are Mean. They're The Only Pet That, When They Escape, The Owners Are Relieved. You Can Tell A Species Is Evil By Doing This Simple Math. If My Blond Lab Molly Was The Size Of T-rex, That Would Just Mean More Kibble, More Work For The Gardener In The Backyard, And A Harder Time Moving Her To My Wife's Side Of The Bed At Night. If Birds Were The Size Of A T-rex, The Streets Would Be Littered With Human Remains.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.