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I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex Doll. Brand New.

My Mom's Been Having A Hard Time Lately. She Just Found Out That She Has To Have Both Of Her Breasts Removed - If She's Ever Going To Be Good At Golf.

Every Year I Volunteer At A Hospital On Thanksgiving, Deep-frying Turkeys In The Children's Burn Unit. I Do It Just To See The Looks On Their Little "faces."

I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In The Future, But It's A Distant Second To Stand Up.