I Come Up With My Jokes By

I Come Up With My Jokes By Thinking Of A Topic.

I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm Just Your Average, Self-obsessed Comedian. It's Pretty Much All I Think About.

An Offended Audience Member Repeating A Comedian's Act From Memory Is Worse Than, Literally, Anything.

Mike Tyson, What Can I Say About You That Hasn’t Already Been The Title Of A Richard Pryor Album?

My Girlfriend Is Despicable. I Just Found Out She Flirted With My Brother, During My Mom's Funeral, While I Was Asleep.