I Certainly Don't Have Any Airs About

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

I Do Broadway Because I Refuse To Succumb To The Stereotypical Things That Hollywood Does To A Performer.

I've Been Out On The Book Tour Going Through Pittsburgh, St Louis And Cleveland, Dayton And Orlando, Raleigh-durham. I Sign Many Books For People.

You Know, What's Nice About Montreal? Not Only Is It A Beautiful City, But You Have Cuban Cigars...

Sometimes I Want To Go Into Saturday Night Live And Rewrite Some Of The Sketches Because They're Really Not That Good.