I Care More About What God Knows

The Bible And Several Other Self Help Or Enlightenment Books Cite The Seven Deadly Sins. They Are: Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, And Gluttony. That Pretty Much Covers Everything That We Do, That Is Sinful... Or Fun For That Matter.

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.

Next Thing You Know They'll Take Your Thoughts Away.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Pop And Metal Aren't Friends. Each Knows Exactly Where The Other Lives And Tries To Keep Its Distance. They Choose Different Streets, Neighborhoods, Zip Codes.