No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is,

Playing Acoustic Guitar Is Like Having Sex With Your Clothes On. I Mean You Know How To Do It, But It’s More Difficult.

Mogami Cable Is Durable And Flexible Enough To Practically Build A Suspension Bridge With But I'll Settle For Using It For My Guitars And Amps!

My Mom And Dad Got Divorced When I Was Very Young, And Growing Up In A Family Where The Head Of The Household Wasn't A Man Made A Big Difference.

I Didn't Like The Way I Was Let Go From Metallica.

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.