I Can't Tell A Joke To Save

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.