I Can't Tell A Joke To Save

I Always Had A Weak Chin Because We Couldn't Afford To Correct My Bite, Which Could Have Been Corrected With Braces. So The Chin Was Always Weak. And I Always Was - Kind Of Hated My Profile. And I Thought Wouldn't It Be Nice Someday To Feel The Rain On Your Chin Without Having To Look Up.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

If You See A Kid In School, Who Is A Little Shy ... That's When You Should Reach Out. When You Do, You Are Going To Open Up A Flower And Discover Something Wonderful.