I Can't Tell A Joke To Save

The Audience Is Never Wrong.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

I Wish My Mother Had Left Me Something About How She Felt Growing Up. I Wish My Grandmother Had Done The Same. I Wanted My Girls To Know Me.

In '57, I Got A Job At The Blue Angel Nightclub, And A Gentleman Named Ken Welch Wrote All My Material For Me. I Lived At A Place Called The Rehearsal Club That Was Actually The Basis For A Play Called Stage Door.