I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't

Punk Rock Has Become Another Viable Art Form. It Always Was. But Now It's Like Everyone's Doing It.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

Life Is Like Breakfast: You Just Mix All Ingredients 'cause In Your Stomach It Will All Come Together.