I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.