I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

When You Hire That First Person, Then You're A Boss. You've Got Performance Reviews. You've Got Complaints About Not Making Enough Money. You've Got People Who Are Just Going To Sell Your Story To The Tabloids.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.