I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

It Is Better For Your Career To Do Nothing, Than To Do Something And Attract Criticism.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.

The Best You Can Hope For In A Relationship Is To Find Someone Whose Flaws Are The Sort You Don’t Mind. It Is Futile To Look For Someone Who Has No Flaws, Or Someone Who Is Capable Of Significant Change; That Sort Of Person Exists Only In Our Imaginations.