I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Writers Tend To Work Early In The Morning, Or Late At Night, When Brains Are Naturally Able To Focus Deeply On One Thought. In The Middle Of The Day, Distractions Are Unavoidable. I Wonder If Anything Worthwhile Has Ever Been Written In The Afternoon.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.