I Can't Imagine Anything More Stressful Than

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.

There Is Nothing Like Lying Flat On Your Back On The Deck, Alone Except For The Helmsman Aft At The Wheel, Silence Except For The Lapping Of The Sea Against The Side Of The Ship. At That Time You Can Be Equal To Ulysses And Brother To Him.

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance

My Father Was Never Anti-anything In Our House.