My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross

My Father Was Never Anti-anything In Our House.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Am On The Side Of The Underdog Except When I Am On The Side Of The Rich

I Allow Myself To Be Understood As A Colorful Fragment In A Drab World.

By Instinct I'm An Adventurer; By Choice I'd Like To Be A Writer; By Pure, Unadulterated Luck, I'm An Actor.