My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

If They Say I Am Inconsistent Let Them Say It, For It Is True, Because Inconsistency Is A Part Of Living

I Want Faith; But I Am Faithless

Man's Indecency To Man All Over The World Rules Out The Idea Of Humanity As An Actuality. It Is A Dream Of Young Idealists. In Practice A Misnomer

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.