It Is A Mistake To Think You

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

I've Had A Hell Of A Lot Of Fun And I've Enjoyed Every Minute Of It.

They've Great Respect For The Dead In Hollywood, But None For The Living.

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance