The Only Way I'd Need A Pain

Liquor Prohibition Led To The Rise Of Organized Crime In America, And Drug Prohibition Has Led To The Rise Of The Gang Problems We Have Now.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.