The Only Way I'd Need A Pain

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.

When I'm Working, I'm Going To Avoid All Media. No Newspapers, No Magazines, No Movies, No Radio, No Tv. I'm Just Going To Do Creative Work.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.