The Only Way I'd Need A Pain

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.

Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!