I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can

I've Been Screaming At The Top Of My Lungs At My Family, 'work Out! Work Out! Old Age Is Coming!'

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

Until Mankind Is Peaceful Enough Not To Have Violence On The News, There's No Point In Taking It Out Of Shows That Need It For Entertainment Value.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

Don't Buy Into The Idea That Women Aren't Strong Enough To Do Anything They Want On Their Own.