I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

I Remember A Great America Where We Made Everything. There Was A Time When The Only Thing You Got From Japan Was A Really Bad Cheap Transistor Radio That Some Aunt Gave You For Christmas.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

The First Concert I Attended Was An Elvis Concert When I Was Eleven. Even At That Age He Made Me Realize The Tremendous Effect A Performer Could Have On An Audience.