I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can

Until Mankind Is Peaceful Enough Not To Have Violence On The News, There's No Point In Taking It Out Of Shows That Need It For Entertainment Value.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

I Am The Girl Who Everyone Said Was Never Going Anywhere. I Guess I Shocked A Few People.

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.