I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

When I Grew Up, It Was A Time When Women Were Just Supposed To Be Cute And Not Have Many Opinions. My Mother And Her Friends Were Quite Different. They Were All The Most Beautiful Women You've Ever Seen ... And They Were Very Strong Women.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

Women, Unlike Most Men, Are Able To Accept Mystery, Accept Whatever Comes To Them - Even If It's Not Logical.

There Is Only One Value To Having The Look You Have When You Are Young And No Value To The Look You Have When You Are Older.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.