I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.