I've Been Up And Down So Many

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

I Haven't A Clue Why I've Lasted So Long. There's No Reason. There Are Many People More Talented Than Me. I Think It's Luck.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.