I've Been Up And Down So Many

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.

It’s Not Necessary, In Order To Be A Complete Person, That I Have A Man. It’s Not The End-all, Be-all Of My Life.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

If You Can't Go Straight Ahead, You Go Around The Corner.

Men Are A Luxury, Not A Necessity.