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We Men Are Very Simple People: If We Like What We See, We’re Coming Over There. If We Don’t Want Anything From You, We’re Not Coming Over There. Period. Please Highlight This Part Right Here So You Can Always Remind Yourself The Next Time A Man Steps To You: A Man Always Wants Something. Always. And When It Comes To Women, That Plan Is Always To Find Out Two Things: (1) If You’re Willing To Sleep With Him, And (2) If You Are, How Much It Will Cost To Get You To Sleep With Him.

Comedians Walk Out, Get A Feel For The Crowd. If It's Not Going Good, We Change Directions. If We Got To Drag Your Momma Into This Thing, We Will. Whatever We Got To Do.

What You Want Most Out Of Life Is The Thing You Have To Give The Most Of

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I've Always Been This Way. My Father Taught This To Me. Here's The Thing, You Have To Understand; The Thing About Having Money: Money And Fame Don't Change You, All It Does Is Allow You To Be More Of Who You Are Anyway.