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You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

When You're Making A Real Documentary, You Shoot It And The Movie Happens. You Don't Make - This Sounds Corny - You Don't Make A Documentary, A Documentary Makes You. It Really Does.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

I See Guys Who Can't Make 10 Percent Of What I Make, And Yet They Have Four Bentleys, Three Houses, And Four Bodyguards.