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I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.
-Chris Rock
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I Can't Cook, But I Have A
Chris Rock
I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.
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