By The Time I Was 7 Or

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.

I Mean No Disrespect To Anything I Did Before.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

When You Have Kids, There's No Such Thing As Quality Time. There's Just Time. There's No, 'ooh, His Graduation's Better Than Going To The Mall.' It's All Kind Of Equal. Changing Her Diaper And Her Winning A Contest - It's All Good.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.