Music Is The Soundtrack To The Crappy

The Key To Staying Together Is Making Sure You Guys Like Each Other And Need Each Other.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.

Learn How To Cook. Read Books That Will Educate You. Get An Education. Get A Career. And Support Yourself. And Live In A Section Of Town That Isn't Conducive To Violence.