I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily

If You Think You Can Lead Your Flock Of Sheeple And Peeps To Some Glorified Noodle Fest On The Mall, You Got Another Thing Coming, Mister.

I Believe Sarah Palin Is A True Statesman, Whose Experience As A Failed Vice Presidential Candidate, Half-term Governor And Eight-episode Reality Star Has Fully Prepared Her To Take Control Of Our Nuclear Arsenal.

Attack Life, It's Going To Kill You Anyway.

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

Nothing Is More Vintage Than Dying Of Rubella.