I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left