I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.