I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What

Political Pundits Are Saying President George W. Bush Has Made Gains In Two Key States: Dazed And Confused.

Today Is Tax Day. A Lot Of People Are Hoping They Get Refunds. And That's Just The Folks Here In The Audience.

Because Utah Is Largely Mormon Country, The Firing Squad's A Little Different. You're Blindfolded But No Cigarette.

One Of The Remarkable Things About Being 19 Is That You Can Break Open A Case Of Warm Beer At Midnight And Still Be Wide-eyed And Alert For Your Eight-a.m. Class. And That Gave Me The False Impression That My Life Would Always Be Like That.

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.