I Don't Need Plastic In My Body

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.