Honestly, I Don't See Movies More Than

I Don't Think I Ever Played Any Sports Recreationally For My Own Pleasure. I Was Bad At Them From The Start.

You Will Be Stupid. You Will Worry Your Parents. You Will Question Your Own Choices, Your Relationships, Your Jobs, Your Friends, Where You Live, What You Studied In College, That You Went To College At All... If That Happens, You're Doing It Right.

I Remember When I First Got Married, There Was A Certain Amount Of Internet Traffic On The Subject Of, "who Is This Beard Who Is Allegedly Married To Ira Glass? Obviously, He's Gay."

I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.

You Can Criticize Yourself To A Point To Do Something Better, Or You Criticize Yourself To A Point Where You Inhibit Yourself.