Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can

I Think The Thing That I Wish Somebody Would Ask Me Is Just To Ask About The Business Side Of The Radio Show. I Feel Like I Actually Work Very Hard To Make Sure The Business Side Of The Radio Show Runs, And No One Has Any Interest In How A Public Radio Show Is Run. And Rightly So.

You Just Have To Fight Your Way Through.

I Remember Clearly That When I Was Little It Was Explained To Me [that] The Way That Babies Were Made Was That God Put The Baby Into Some Lady's Stomach, Right? And, At Some Point, I Learned How It Really Happened, And Really That Was The Beginning Of The End Of My Belief In God. Up Until That Point, It Had Always Been A Really Weird Act Of Intervention On God's Part.

I Seen A Pig So Big It’d Block Out The Sun.

I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.