I Can Live Without Money, But I

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.

When You Have Lived The Life I've Lived, When You've Loved And Suffered, And Been Madly Happy And Desperately Sad -- Well, That's When You Realize You'll Never Be Able To Set It All Down. Maybe You'd Rather Die First.

I've Always Taken 'the Wizard Of Oz' Very Seriously, You Know. I Believe In The Idea Of The Rainbow. And I've Spent My Entire Life Trying To Get Over It.

My Life, My Career Has Been Like A Roller Coaster. I've Either Been An Enormous Success Or Just A Down-and-out Failure.