There Have Been Times When I Have

I Was Born At The Age Of Twelve On An Mgm Lot.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

How Strange When An Illusion Dies. It's As Though You've Lost A Child.

If I Am A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely?

When I Die I Have Visions Of Fags Singing 'over The Rainbow' And The Flag At Fire Island Being Flown At Half Mast.