It's Not A Bad Idea To Be

It's So Nice After 10 Years As A Blond Actress In Hollywood To Have People Let You Do Smart Things.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.

It's Not A Bad Idea To Be Single, So I Can Concentrate On My Job.

To Say That I Am Organized Is An Understatement, But My Car Tells A Different Story.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.