I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken,

I Couldn't Wait To Look At Someone Who Shared My Genes. I Thought My Baby Was Going To Provide A Decoder Key To My Past. But Then I Looked At Pippa And Realized, No, She's Actually The Key To My Future.

The Only Important Thing In This Life Is To Figure Out How To Use The Experiences That You Have To Make The World A Better Place.

In College, I Was A Weather Anchor For The Local News. I Would 'borrow' My Forecast From The Weather Channel.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

I Always Felt My Emancipation Into Truly Being A Grown-up Was When I Had To Figure Out How To Fold Up A King-size Fitted Bottom Sheet On My Own.