I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.

The Problem With Getting Older Is You Still Remember How Things Used To Be.

People Like To Do What They Used To Do After They've Stopped Being Able To Do It.

Make Sure You Live Life, Which Means Don't Do Things Where You Court Celebrity, And Give Something Positive Back To Our Society.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?