I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

I Am Convinced That A Person Is Entitled To As Much Privacy As He Wants. It Should Be His Privilege To Keep Certain Areas Of His Life Out Of The Newspapers.

A Dollar Won Is Twice As Sweet As A Dollar Earned.

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.