I Check My Pulse And If I

People Stay Married Because They Want To, Not Because The Doors Are Locked.

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

It's Been A Privilege To Be Here.

I Cannot Bear To Look At A Film That I Made Before 1990. Maybe 1985. There's No Sense Even Trying To Explain It. I Really Just Can't Watch Myself. I See All The Machinery At Work And It Just Drives Me Nuts, So I Don't Look At Anything.