I Came To The Conclusion Long Ago

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

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A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.