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My Wife Went Into The Butchers And Said: "you've A Sheep's Head In Your Window." The Butcher Said: "that's A Mirror."

A Man Turns To The Guy Next To Him Who's Covered In Bandages From Head To Toe And Asks "what Happened?". "i Fell Through A Glass Window," Explains The Man. The First Man Says: "lucky You Were Wearing All Those Bandages."

My Idea For Peace In The Middle East Is To Go Back To The 1966 Line, But To Build Even More Houses For The Palestinians, Who Are A Poor People.

I Don't Think My Wife Likes Me Very Much, When I Had A Heart Attack She Wrote For An Ambulance.

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.