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A Man Was Found Dead Covered In Sprinkles, Strawberry Sauce And A Flake. Reports Said He May Have Topped Himself.

Frank Once Slipped Something Into The Pocket Of A Luggage Handler At The Airport And Said: "have A Drink On Me." The Luggage Handler Later Found Out It Was A Tea Bag.

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.

I'm Staying In A Lovely Hotel, Dressing Robe Behind The Door, Lovely Fluffy Sheets - Took Me A Half An Hour Getting My Suitcase Closed.

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.