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Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.