I Belong To No Organized Political Body.

There Are Three Kinds Of Men. The One That Learns By Reading. The Few Who Learn By Observation. The Rest Of Them Have To Pee On The Electric Fence For Themselves.

Originality Will Be Rewarded In Any Line.

Those Tax-exempt Bonds Were Put In So That A Town Or A State Or A Government Could Sell More Bonds Than It Ought To.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.