I Believe You Got My Property?

I Want To Really Take Chances. I Want To Be Funny In A Lot Of Different Ways. I'd Like To Be Great. I Want To Reach For Greatness.

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.

Whoever You Hate Will End Up In Your Family. You Don't Like Gays? You're Gonna Have A Gay Son. You Don't Like Puerto Ricans? Your Daughter's Gonna Come Home With Livin' La Vida Loca!

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

I Hate Niggas! I Hate Em! I Wish They'd Let Me Join The Ku Klux Klan!