I Believe You Got My Property?

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

I Like The Tradition Of The Oscars. I Like That Some Of The Greatest Comedians Ever Have Hosted The Show.