I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs.

I Never Took Hallucinogenic Drugs Because I Never Wanted My Consciousness Expanded One Unnecessary Iota.

Contrary To Popular Opinion, The Hustle Is Not A New Dance Step - It Is An Old Business Procedure.

Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.

Even When Freshly Washed And Relieved Of All Obvious Confections, Children Tend To Be Sticky.

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.