I Believe In Looking Reality Straight In

Jesus Said The Meek Would Inherit The Earth, But So Far All We've Gotten Is Minnesota And North Dakota.

There's So Many People Who Move Around Our Country And Lose Track Of Their Own Ancestry. It's Nice To Know Where You Come From.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

I Feel It's So Hard For Young Actors; It's A Different World That They're Coming Up In; There's So Much Money To Be Made Off Of Their Personal Lives, And People Are Bound And Determined To Make That Money.

Second Violins Can Play A Concerto Perfectly If They're In Their Own Home And Nobody's There.