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Children Can Find Other Children To Be Pals. Children Need Fathers To Be Fathers.

It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others But It Is Seldom A Mistake.

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I Write For A Radio Show That, No Matter What, Will Go On The Air Saturday At Five O'clock Central Time. You Learn To Write Toward That Deadline, To Let The Adrenaline Pick You Up On Friday Morning And Carry You Through, To Cook Up A Monologue About Lake Wobegon And Get To The Theater On Time.

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.