Children Can Find Other Children To Be

The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

Thank You, God, For This Good Life And Forgive Us If We Do Not Love It Enough.

Second Violins Can Play A Concerto Perfectly If They're In Their Own Home And Nobody's There.

To The Cheater, There Is No Such Thing As Honesty, And To Republicans The Idea Of Serving The Public Good Is Counterfeit On The Face Of It — They Never Felt Such An Urge, And Therefore It Must Not Exist.