You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

Who Wants To Be Married To A Grandfather?

I Believe In Education And Wish I Had A Better One.

I Don't Go To Church Regular. But I Pray For Answers To My Problems.

You Have To Be The First, Best Or Different.

If I Found Out Some Gal Was Trying To Steal My Guy, I'd Want To Give Her A Black Eye! Instead, I Wrote This Song. At The Time I Was Writing Each Song [on This Album], You Could Figure Out The Frame Of Mind I Was In By Listening Closely. With Every Song I've Ever Recorded, I'm In It. I Wouldn't Write About It If I Wasn't In It.