You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Was Married When I Wasn't Quite 14 And Had Four Babies By The Time I Was 18.

A Lot Of People Say I'd Miss Show Business If I Quit. I'd Miss Some Of It. Now It's The Only Life I Know.

Because Olivia Newton-john Wasn't From Nashville, They Didn't Like Her Winning Our Awards. I've Got No Complaints.

It's Important That You Take Care Of Yourself And Blow Off Steam In The Right Way. Don't Let Some Woman Walk In And Say, "hey, Goodbye!" And Take Your Man. Kill Her If You Can! I'm Only Kidding.

If I Had A Chance To Do Things Over Again, I Might Not Start Singing. It Was My Husband Doolittle's Idea. He Pushed Me Out There, The Booger. And I'm Out There Now, So I Might As Well Make The Best Of It.