I Been A Long Time Leaving But

My First Job Was In A Bohemian Polka Band, The Rejcek Family Polka Band In Abbott. The Old Man In The Band Had Another Blacksmith Shop In Abbott, But He Liked Me. All He Had Was Horns And Drums, And I Was Set Up Over There With My Little Guitar With No Amps Or Nothing. I Would Play As Loud As I Wanted To, And Nobody Could Hear Me.

Writing Books Is Fun Because After I Do A Show For A Couple Hours, I'm In A Bus For 22 Hours. It's Not Hard For Me To Look Out The Window And Tell A Joke Here And There.

When I Was Out In The Bars Drinking And Fighting I Was A Little Bit Less Of A Peacemaker Than I Would Be If I'd Had A Coupla Hits Of A Joint And Gone And Laid Down Somewhere.

When I'm Driving The Highway By Myself Is When I Write Best.

There's A Lot Of Money In Selling Marijuana. If You Can Do It Legally, That's Good. Why Should All The Criminals Make The Money? This Is What People Are Thinking. If It's Happening, If It's Going To Be Legal, Let's Tax It And Regulate It, Like We Do With Everything Else And Make Some Money Off This. I Think That's One Reason Why People Are Talking This A Little More Seriously.