I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'