I Am What I Am And I'm

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

The Rock-star Thing Became Very Destructive, Like, Wow. I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. I Just Kind Of Became That Thing. The Hair, That Rock-star Kind Of Lifestyle, Just Living A Dream. It Kind Of Took Over. It Started Out Very Innocent And Then I Turned Into A Cartoon Character. And I Started To Feel Like A Cartoon Character.

My Favorite Food City Is Wherever I Happen To Be Eating. You Know What They Say, Love The One You're With!

Animals Have Always Left Me With A Curiosity About Human Nature. I Trust Animals More Than Most People.

I've Been Married A Couple Of Times And Survived!