I Am What I Am And I'm

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

Love Never Goes Away; It Just Changes Form.

I Guess Ignorance Is Bliss -- When I Do Interviews People Always Say, "aren't You Upset That People Make Fun Of You?" And I'm Like, "are They Making Fun Of Me?" I Guess I Just Don't Get It.

I Love Being Outdoors And Think A Tan Is Very Sexy. I'll Lie Out On White Towels Strewn With Pillows. I Don't Like To Hide Under Hats. If Anyone Knows About Spending Lots Of The Time On The Beach, With Kids And Dogs In Tow, It's Me.

Opportunity Only Gives You Knockers Once.