I Am Truly Not One To Give

I Am Truly Not One To Give Advice. I'm Divorced And I Stole My Best Friend's Husband.

Yeah, Some Kids Called Me Fish Lips Because I Had These Really Full Lips. Now I'm Sure All Those Same Girls Are Getting Collagen Injections, So I'm Having The Last Laugh.

Everyone Wants To Pluck Eyebrows. I Thinned Them Out Real Thin Once And It Just Didn't Look Like Me.

I'm In A No-win Situation. If I Have My Kids In The Show, I'm Exploiting Them. If I Don't, People Will Think I'm Not A Hands-on Mom.

There Are Always Two Or Three Or Four Sides To Every Story.