I Am The Very Model Of A

The Idiot Who Praises, With Enthusiastic Tone, All Centuries But This, And Every Country But His Own.

Posterity Shall Know Of Me Even Less Than I Shall Know Of Posterity.

Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat,with Nothing To Grumble At?

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.