I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home,

Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It Won't Hurt And Then Having Him Catch His Hand In The Drill.

Money Gives Me Just One Big Thing That's Really Important, And That's The Freedom Of Not Having To Worry About Money.

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

What's All This Fuss About Plutonium? How Can Something Named After A Disney Character Be Dangerous?

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead. And, Unlike Communism, Democracy Does Not Mean Having Just One Ineffective Political Party; It Means Having Two Ineffective Political Parties.