I Am Pretty Tenacious As A Perfectionist

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?