I Am Not Strange. I Am Just

There Are Some Days When I Think I'm Going To Die From An Overdose Of Satisfaction.

People Love Mystery, And That Is Why They Love My Paintings.

Life Is Too Short To Remain Unnoticed

Picasso Is A Painter, So Am I; Picasso Is Spanish, So Am I; Picasso Is A Communist, Neither Am I.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.